Jon Stewart Channels His Inner Angry NYCer to Ream de Blasio for Eating Pizza the Wrong Way

Mel Brooks wrote: 1/13/14 - Let's just get this out of the way right now: there are wrong ways to eat pizza. Don't believe what anyone tells you, there are right ways and wrong ways to eat pizza. And eating pizza with a knife and fork might be more sanitary, but any good New Yorker knows that is the wrong way to eat pizza.